Driving lessons

I've tried to tell my husband for years that he doesn't know how to drive. He thinks the yellow lines are a "general guideline" of where you should drive. Yesterday, he was driving home and looked over to see the house the Amish are building and sideswiped a truck coming in the other direction. He said the lady was really nice (turns out she's a neighbor) and talked about our new home and the area. I told him I wouldn't have been nice especially since there were kids in the car with her. I'd have come out of that car cussing like a sailor.

He told me all about it and then finally told me that he never had put the truck on the insurance. Great. Now, we have to pay to have their truck repaired.